WARNING - THIS SITE FEATURES FOUL AND OFFENSIVE LINGO!!!
   
WELCOME TO MY CRAP WEBSITE!!!!
 
Howzit Hangin man? Thank you for taking time out to view my oh so crap site! If you are easily offended FUCK OFF!!! NOW!!! If not, then please feel free to peruse the contents of this poor effort of a homepage. Thank you. For all you sexy girls out there my name is Andy, but you can just call me "Carpet Muncher", for obvious reasons! If any babes near Leicester want to meet me to test that claim you can contact me on the address at the bottom of the page.

















 
The pictures are pretty cool aren't they? The top one we call MAAAARHM!!!!(I dunno why?) The fine lady is called Margaret Apeshitter!!! Ain't she a beauty? Please feel free to tell every one you know about this page and set it to the default page on your browser. I'll hopefully have another page up soon with some more cool pix and I'll add a link at the bottom of the page.


 
WOT I LIKE 'N' WOT I HATE
WOT I LIKE!
HOLE, COURTNEY LOVE, ERIC ERLANDSON, MELISSA AUF DER MAUR, any other members of HOLE, NIRVANA, REM, OASIS, GARBAGE, plus fuckloads of others who I can't remember! I love a good blast on a Super Famicom/SNES or PC Engine/TG16.
I love Horror Comedies, especially the EVIL DEAD series and BRAINDEAD/DEAD ALIVE(I KICK ARSE FOR THE LORD!). What else? Fuck knows. Oh yes, I support BOLTON WANDERERS FOOTBALL CLUB, I dunno why, cos they are doing SHIT!
 
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HOLE
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SCREENSAVERS
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Funny Pics
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